OOOPS

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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath, and while one of them was washing her private parts she noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor. The second nurse tried it and sure enough, there was a definite reaction.

They immediately went to her husband and delicately explained what had happened.

“We thought perhaps, if you’d be willing, a little oral sex might help to bring her out of the coma.”

Worried he would be discovered, the nurses assured him they would stand guard outside the door.  Wanting to do whatever was necessary to help his beloved wife, he agreed and entered the room. The nurses waited anxiously outside, but a few minutes after the husband joined his wife, alarms began sounding…alarms that signaled the woman had flat-lined. Her heart had stopped beating.

Bursting into the room they found the husband standing by his wife’s bed completely shocked.

“What happened,” they cried.

“I’m not sure,” the husband quivered, “maybe she choked.”

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